History and Joël

History and Joël

Are like fish and chips

They go together so well

Would you like salt and vinegar

On your French Revolution?

Mushy peas with your Decolonisation?

We don't wrap them in newspaper anymore

World news was causing indigestion

So it was banned ages ago by the law

Better be careful while you eat

If you start giving history lessons

You may get into trouble with the police!