Load of Rubbish

Load of Rubbish

by Elizabeth Challinor

Why, when somebody talks a load of rubbish, do we call it bullshit?

In the States, I'm told it's horseshit

You probably have to be at least sixty and very British to call it balderdash

I wonder if anybody, anywhere says "what a load of rabbit droppings!"

Somebody should

A single rabbit can poop over one hundred droppings in a day

Isn't that about the daily amount of rubbish we all say?

Elizabeth Challinor